Jeeves, Show the gentleman out, please.

I AM STUPID WHEN I COMES TO AMERICANS AND JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am alive for now. My ideas have changed greatly since creating this tumblr. I have conformed and am having fun


Please ASK ME ANYTHING

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

he was dying of poison not dead

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

eixd:

gorillamunchies:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Only art students will get this lol ;-)

what the fuck do you mean only art students will get this? everyone knows those paintings like its common knowledge not fucking something only art students know. 

eixd:

gorillamunchies:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Only art students will get this lol ;-)

what the fuck do you mean only art students will get this? everyone knows those paintings like its common knowledge not fucking something only art students know. 

(via da-sherbet-lemons)

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

(via johnsmith45918)