the door, please, Jeaves

I am alive for now. My ideas have changed greatly since creating this tumblr. I have conformed and am having fun

Please ASK ME ANYTHING

4/20 weed jokes

WAS CONFUSING THE FUCK OUT OF ME UNTIL…I realised that it was sodding Americans not being able to write the date in a logical

20th day of the 4th month of the 2014 year of anno domini/common era

Logically that makes it 20/4/2014 NOT 4/20/2014 as (as far as i know) only USA does

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

(via dauntlesshime)

60dl3ss-s1nn3r:

FUCK YOU NETFLIX FOR PUTTING UP ALL 8 SEASONS LIKE NO ITS FINE I DONT NEED TO FEEL CONNECTED TO ANYONE BESIDES GREG HOUSE NO ITS FINE

60dl3ss-s1nn3r:

FUCK YOU NETFLIX FOR PUTTING UP ALL 8 SEASONS LIKE NO ITS FINE I DONT NEED TO FEEL CONNECTED TO ANYONE BESIDES GREG HOUSE NO ITS FINE

lzbth:

some of you might recognise this one. it was really cool to revisit this design now that my lines are way more mature n stuff. i feel like a proud parent lol

lzbth:

some of you might recognise this one. it was really cool to revisit this design now that my lines are way more mature n stuff. i feel like a proud parent lol

(via unimxgined)

koopageek:

percentage69:

carbon2:

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

Dude

Design at it’s fucking best.

this is amazing

koopageek:

percentage69:

carbon2:

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

Dude

Design at it’s fucking best.

this is amazing

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

(Source: mycroftly, via jbbsr)

urcrazy2461:

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
-Winston Churchhill

That zuko one hits hard….

(Source: korratic, via peatwents)

television: favorite shows
My name is Ned. I live a simple life. I wake pies and make the dead. That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.

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