Jeeves, Show the gentleman out, please.

I AM STUPID WHEN I COMES TO AMERICANS AND JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am alive for now. My ideas have changed greatly since creating this tumblr. I have conformed and am having fun


Please ASK ME ANYTHING

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

(via bastille)

almatair:

Aww that’s so-

Oh hey shes getting olde-

Hey wait…

No…

NO!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via plaid-gay)

teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people

(via plaid-gay)

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via ruinedchildhood)

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(Source: guy, via hi)

awsasskarth-of-all-time-low:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

favorite thing on this messed up website

I HATE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WHO REBLOGGED THIS. This is harassment and bullying. I don’t like Nash but I don’t want him to be bullied either. Yes, he’s homophobic, yes, he’s sexist, yes, he’s stupid, yes he’s obnoxious but you know what else he is A FUCKING CHILD. He is stupid and still learning. Just because he got popularity on a website doesn’t make him a celebrity in the traditional sense so he had no way to prepare for the sudden onslaught of people harassing him.

He is a stupid child making childish jokes that make him laugh. Lot’s of them are going to be poorly thought out and some just not funny but he’s still a childish child.

What makes me so ANGRY is the amount of people who are contributing to bullying him. The amount of people his is getting grief from is probably greater than the amount of people some of you have ever interested with ever. I bet that half of you who have reblogged this support anti-bullying in one way or another. Reblogging a post or join a charity or just consoling a friend but you turn around and do this to Nash is a bit hypocritical. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

(via bravejack)

postwhitesociety:

snakeoil:

notsopale:

The tea has been spilt repeat the tea has been spilt.

i literally saw a white girl wearing a bindi carrying a sign that said “STOP HATE” at pride the other day like, the irony was painful.

ohmygod

Grindr is hardly a serious dating app and, more to the point, when trying to get a guy to send you nudes you want stuff that turns you on. I am not fattist, hightest, or racist but (I know that phrase is deadly but hear me out) I am attracted to tall, slim Caucasians that is just my preference. It’s not out of closed mindedness but just what gets me going so I have no interest in Asians or ‘Blacks’ because that is not what I’m attracted to and I’m not sorry 
(p.s. i don’t have grindr btw)

postwhitesociety:

snakeoil:

notsopale:

The tea has been spilt repeat the tea has been spilt.

i literally saw a white girl wearing a bindi carrying a sign that said “STOP HATE” at pride the other day like, the irony was painful.

ohmygod

Grindr is hardly a serious dating app and, more to the point, when trying to get a guy to send you nudes you want stuff that turns you on. I am not fattist, hightest, or racist but (I know that phrase is deadly but hear me out) I am attracted to tall, slim Caucasians that is just my preference. It’s not out of closed mindedness but just what gets me going so I have no interest in Asians or ‘Blacks’ because that is not what I’m attracted to and I’m not sorry

(p.s. i don’t have grindr btw)

(via hipppocrite)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via squishybluething)